ZooWeeUrMama

fill:

the:

tub:

up:

half:

way:

then

ride

it

with

my

SURFBOART

surboart

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

"Excuse me Ma’am, but you have a nipple slipple"

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Vote Austin Mahone for the iHeartRadio Awards!

lovemahomies4life:

imageAustin Mahone & his Mahomies have been nominated for Best Fan Army at the iHeartRadio Awards. Click the link to vote for all of his current nominations!

 

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dennys:

Green eggs and ham? Seem’s like an entreé from Donny’s…

I LOVE YOU

dennys:

Green eggs and ham? Seem’s like an entreé from Donny’s…

I LOVE YOU

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

OH MY FUCK

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troyes-smileee-deactivated20140 said: can i join the family?(:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

UM YES OF COURSE. Welcome! :) 

I WANNA JOIN

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

image

i now know why

I HAVE ITS REALLY FUN

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If you feel depressed or upset go look at this blog
dennys its so funny

beyoncevevo:

when will the perks-of-being-a-_____ urls end 

One Day

Anonymous said: ur such a bitch wow nice indirect

sassygraceffa:

skttle:

seriously, fuck off. this is the 11th ask i’ve got about this. it was one stupid fucking joke and i could say much worse so stop being a fucking princess if you cant take a little shade.

Lol fuck off twitter fandom

Zayum